Pocket Edward makes a wish

Oh Great Zambini! I wish... I wish... I wish I were BIG!

Pocket Edward gives medical care.

*gasp* What happened? Did you burn yourself?

Let me soothe it with the marble cold of my hands...
This needs to be done, I need you to hold Very still. It will only pinch a little...

Pocket Edward's cover is blown!

Crap, I got found out! Time to move!

Pocket Edward reads Science Illustrated

Just a bit of educational reading to pass the long hours of the night... WHA?

How to kill a vampire? *hiss*

Pocket Edward the Olympic Correspondant

This is New Moon Pocket Edward reporting "not live" *hehehe* from Vancouver at the

2010 Winter Olympic Games! Bienvenue!

In the honor of the local traditions, I have effortlessly constructed this Inukshuk with my enormous and impossible strength!

Gots my hockey ticket. I better find a way to conceal this baby so I don't get robbed!
AH! Turn your flash off!
I'm trying to be inconspicuous over here!

Hey, all 4 pillars are up out here! Phew!

I really appreciate this cloud cover. Better get lots done today since it may be sunny tomorrow...

I tried to tell this girl that My Heart belongs to Bella...

but she kept on with her inappropriate advances!

Time to take in a show! I wonder if I can start a mosh pit... humm?

Should a VW be my next pavement ripper?

Well best be on my way home. It appears that this may be Quileute territory...

New Moon Pocket Edwar is OUT!

Pocket Edward tries to be in harmony with nature

If I do this enough, maybe it can right some of my necessary wrongs...

...or maybe not!!!

Arrgh! Did the Quileuts put you up to this man? Put me down!

Pocket Edward picks up some light reading

Can't read Pocket Edward's Poker Face

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays

Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me

Lovegame and intuition play the cards with Spades to start

And after she's been hooked I'll play the one that's on her heart...

Pocket Edward and the mystery envelope

Vat eez Zees?

*muffle mumble muffle*
This disc holds the secret.

How they get the caramel in the Caramilk Bar!

Pocket Edward the Sandwich Maker

Pocket Edward and Peanut Butter Sandwich.

Pocket Edward and Bella Sandwich.
Pocket Edward, Bella and Honey Sandwich!

Pocket Edward Bella and Jacob Sandwich??? No.

Pocket Edward and saves Bella from drowning

Bella Nooooooo!

*splash*
You can't die!

Come on come on!

CPR!

I can't live without you, if that's what I am...

Pocket Edward and Bella help with Scrapbooking!

Bella you help T with the stickers while I hold this.

Here you go T.

Ok Bella, I will hold your hand so you don't fall while using the flower punch...

Very nice!

Peek-a-Bella!

Pocket Edward gets visited by Santa

Santa: "Have you been a good boy little Edward?"

PE: "Ummmm..."

Pocket Edward visits Santa's Village

One can never be too careful when it comes to H1N1

Oh hello... I won't bite *snicker*

... and now for the main course!

Where's Santa? *burp*

Pocket Edward is the wedding planner

Details. Details. Ok just set the napkin in the wine glass MizSpiderMonkey. Thanks.

Now I must "joo-ge" the napkin. Perfect!
These oragami doves are exquisit!
Fantastic work people! Keep it up!

Candles are set. Very good.

And the final touch... chocolate party favors! Nom Nom!

Delicious!

Pocket Edwar visits a creepy basement

Eww Gross!

*Gasp!* What was that sound?

Who is there? Yikes! I'm outta here!

Pocket Edward goes to see New Moon!

Before we begin, I just wanted to say that Twilight Fans are much more fun than Harry Potter Fans! Harry Potter fans do not wear awesome shirts on their bubbies!

With that being said, I think this shirt is my favy!

Holla! Now I can't decide which shirt is my favorite... humm.

I wonder if the movie will finally teach the fans how Jacob didn't actually stand a chance of being with my Bella...Didn't see any Team Jacob shirts out there. Just sayin'...

Making impromptu business cards for my new local fans!

And if you received one of my business cards... Welcome to The Adventures Of Pocket Edward!

What else is there to do while waiting in line for 4 hours?

Whip out your DS! (ps I was NOT the only one who did this!)

OMG! I'M GONNA BE ON THE NEWZ! I can barely see the camera... If I wave my arms in Ayre, maybe they will see me and come interview me...

*Snickers* Then it will be an Interview with the Vampire *heheheh*
Oh! The line is moving! MizSpiderMonkey could not even get a clear picture cause we were moving at vampire speed! Oh, I lost my group... wait up!

C'mon Bella. Let's sit here.

Don't worry when the wolves decend, I will keep you safe.

Eww, these seats are gross! Shhhh it's starting!

Happy Birthday Bella! Ok Bella, this is a LOT of stairs. Please let me carry you...

I don't want you to...

.... trip. and. fall. You are SO stubborn! *sigh*