Pocket Edward goes to the United States to get Pocket Bella!

Since Amazon.com won't deliver to Canada, I am forced to have my package sent to a mailbox in North Dakota. And now I'm on my way across the border to go and pick up my package.

I'm coming Pocket Bella! I gotz my passport!

Bella! I'll get you out! Hang on!

Holy packaging!
*Pocket Edward peeks past the packing slip...."

*... only to find. GASP! That Bella has unexpected company.*

*hiss*

TO BE CONTINUED....

Pocket Edward meets a Pineapple!

"Humm. A pineapple..."

Pineapple: "Hello!"

PE: "holy AB negative! a talking pineapple!"
Pineapple: "run for your life! A vampire!"
PE: "Calm down, I won't hurt you! I'm just trying to figure out how to get to Bella..."

Pineapple: "Who's Bella?

PE: "She's my life now...."

Pineapple: "Where is she?"

PE: "she's trapped in the United States... Amazon.com won't ship to Canada..."

Pineapple & PE (in unison): "Help us save Pocket Bella!"