Celebrating the Olympics

Back it up buddy.  I just want to try your new snow board!

Pocket Edward and the Sad Day in the Library

*RELATED POST: HELPING AT THE LIBRARY 20/04/09 *

'Tis a tragic day in the library."

"As I was helping Nancy Pearl put the books away...."

"I am a monster.... NOooooooooooo"

RELATED POST: HELPING AT THE LIBRARY 20/04/09

Pocket Edward attends a Wedding

"Ah I got busted! I want to go on the Wedding Roadtrip too..."

"Can I drive for a bit? I promise I won't drive too fast..."

"Good job Ella. Now wash a little more to the right. There you got it!"

"Disgusting"

"Would you like me to apply your make-up MizRansom?" "... when I lived in Switzerland in the 60's I attended the Swiss Beauty Institute...

If you want, I can give you a wicked Beehive..."

"Dinner was delicious! So are the Bride, and Bridesmaids... nom nom"

"Well this was a great trip. Weddings are always a hoot!
Congratuations to the Bride and Groom!"

At the Cinema

"Here I am trying to sneak into the Cinema in MizRansom's pocket..."

"ok so that didn't work. Those damn ushers are very perceptive. They busted me and made me buy my own ticket. Barely had enough change on me to pay for my own ticket *hiss*"

"Shhhh it's starting!"

Solar panels

"Maybe I am misunderstanding this situation...

But aren't Solar Panels supposed to be in the sun?"

Hiking

"Just went to Newton's to pick up everything that Bella needs for our trip..."

Happy Birthday RPO!

RPO=Robert Pattinson Online

Man Toyz

"Seriously, you really want me to wear this safety gear? Seriously?"

"So do you guys hang out a lot?"
"Well I'm just going to ride my bicycle, dudes..."

"after all...the wasting of finite resources is everyone's business."

"S'later bitches!"

Fencing

"Argh matey, give me all your booty!"

"Good thing Carlisle taught us how to duel..."
"...but not well enough, they....*cough*...got meh... I...

*sad music*...die."

Building a house

"Building a house in preparation for the arrival of Pocket Bella.

We're going to need a place to live!"

Appreciation

"Just because I can't drink the wine, doesn't mean I can't appreciate the bouquet..."

Blue Steel

"...or Magnum. No no no. Le Tigre. Ugh!

Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? "

Coffee Time

"Pay no attention to the clock. It's too high, I can't reach it to fix the time... Just fixin' MizRansom a cup of joe!"

"I keep telling her that she doesn't need to put sugar in her coffee..."
"...and that she is just sweet enough the way she is..."

"...but she disagrees. So I must do her bidding. She's my life now..."

Charity work

"I love to do charity work... weather permitting of course. Fortunately it was a cloudy day, so there was no margin for borderline sparkling!"

SpiderMonkey's new office

"First look at SpiderMonkey's new office!"

"Ding Dong Avon calling!"

"Vair Vair nice. Spacious, well lit. PE approves!"
"Nature calls... "
"Ace safe cracker right here Y'all! Got lots of practice sneaking into Pocket Bella's room at night to watch her sleeping..."

"Like I need to listen to what the signs say..."

"Checkin out the new loading Dock"
"Hey Hold the Door!"

"This is what I am in the light!"

"Nice view. I see a nice place to hang my Birdie Num Nums!"

Bella: "You never even say Hi to me..."

PE: "Hi"

Sometimes...

Sometimes I feel like I'm on the outside looking in... (I'm so Midnight Sun right now...)

Can you tell me how to get....

"Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to Seasame Street?"

" Ah hell, I'm so hungry... nom nom nom"
"I've just ruined another American classic for people all over the world.... *burp* *shrug*"

Pardon me

Pardon me, but could you please direct me to where I might find some Deer or Elk?