Tanning Bed

"Tanning ..... wait do I tan?"

Sushi Time!

"Spider Monkey, I recommend you get the Spider Roll!

"Mmmm Gyoza! Allow me to serve you girls..."
"Miz Ransom! You know I don't eat sushi. Well I could if I wanted to, but you know I will have to go and cough it up later!"

Jake?

"Jake is that you?"

Fun At The Farm - Part 4

"... waiting for the sparkles to start..."

"Hey Rosalie, I have a project for you!"

"DEER!"

*Pocket Edward stalks his prey*

"I wonder if I can drive this thing?"

Upcoming Movies

"What? Little Ashes is coming to our little city! Woot!"

"well hey there handsome devil!"
"I may be a vampire, but this movie poster freaks me out! I'm outta here!"

Doesn't matter what size you are...

"Escalators are very handy at the mall. Those upper levels are very high! I can't even do a vampire jump! So it doesn't matter what size you are, EVERYONE needs the escalator!"

Michael Jackson Memorial

Dearest Michael Jackson,

You will be missed. You were an amazing artist, appreciated by many.

I post this in honor of your public memorial today in Los Angeles that I am too small to attend. However, how fitting it is for it to take place in the "City of Angels". Rest in Peace Mj.

Sincerest wishes,

Pocket Edward

Hangin' with the chicks

"Ladies... How you doin'?"

Pocket Edward Does NOT Approve

Whatever naughty deeds you did this weekend, just know that...

Fun at the Farm - part 3

"Bet that Barn is as old as I am. Could use a little paint... RED paint.. *licks lips*"

"wonder what kind of knot this is?"
"Fence looks good. Can't even tell that someone drove into it with a snowmobile!"

" Yea, are you sure this is the machine I'm supposed to drive?" *shouts with dismay*

Pocket Edward attends a Wedding

"Ah I got busted! I want to go on the Wedding Roadtrip too..."

"Can I drive for a bit? I promise I won't drive too fast..."

"Good job Ella. Now wash a little more to the right. There you got it!"

"Disgusting"

"Would you like me to apply your make-up MizRansom?" "... when I lived in Switzerland in the 60's I attended the Swiss Beauty Institute...

If you want, I can give you a wicked Beehive..."

"Dinner was delicious! So are the Bride, and Bridesmaids... nom nom"

"Well this was a great trip. Weddings are always a hoot!
Congratuations to the Bride and Groom!"

Rest in Peace Michael Jackson

"It's a sad day today without you Michael Jackson.

Here is my tribute to you and your musical genious...

Rest in Peace Gloved One"

At the Cinema

"Here I am trying to sneak into the Cinema in MizRansom's pocket..."

"ok so that didn't work. Those damn ushers are very perceptive. They busted me and made me buy my own ticket. Barely had enough change on me to pay for my own ticket *hiss*"

"Shhhh it's starting!"

Fun on the Farm - part 2

"Mmmm. It's like picking your own lobster out of the tank!"

"Hey Ro! Bring that cattle over here! I want to ... have-a-"look" "
"put me down you crazy farmer!" *hisses*
"but I don't want a tractor ride Ray! I want to om nom nom nom..." *cries venom tears*

I approve this message

"Peter Facinelli needs our help to win a bet. He needs 500k followers on Twitter by the end of TODAY to win a bet with Rob Defranco. Just do it!

My name is Pocket Edward, and I approve this message!"

Twilight Cover - Part 1

"hummm... this makes me think of something..."

"This looks good, but, still doesn't seem right..."
To be continued....

Solar panels

"Maybe I am misunderstanding this situation...

But aren't Solar Panels supposed to be in the sun?"

Fun on the Farm

Happy Monday Everyone! This weekend I visited the farm!

"No problem. It's just like driving an SUV right? Bet I can go fast in that thing!"

"That is a nice head... of wheat!"

*snickers*
"Like fish in a barrel... "

*licks lips*

Technical Difficulties

We've been having some trouble with moving our pictures, the computer etc... Until we get this fixed, Please come back on Monday when we start updating again!

While you wait, email us and tell us which PE Post is your favorite?

ALSO. If you love Pocket Edward + Lost= you will love THIS VIDEO!

Hiking

"Just went to Newton's to pick up everything that Bella needs for our trip..."